Lessons from a Misbegotten Mountain Dayhike [Mt. Batolusong/Mapatag Plateau, Tanay Rizal, July 2013]

mapatag plateau

(Mapatag Plateau)

  1. A local guide, no matter how frail-looking, is always stronger and hardier than you.
  2. There seems to be  nationwide conspiracy among mountain guides to grossly underestimate the time required to reach the summit of a mountain.
  3. Time is relative, even in the mountains. The 30 minutes of a guide may actually be an hour and a half for a city slicker.
  4. When looking at PinoyMountaineer’s rating scales, do not be presumptuous and assume you are as fit as Dr. Gideon Lasco.
  5. When hiking a relatively new trail, expect talahib to cover the path
  6. When talahib covers the mountain path, expect cuts on the exposed portions of your arms.
  7. Talahib cuts can be very very painful .
  8. Do not make the mistake of assuming that there would be softdrink stalls along the path of every mountain.
  9. For a newbie hiker, a less  obvious danger in mountaineering is dehydration.
  10. A grand view from the heights of the mountain will make all the physical hardships worthwhile.
  11. When a misbegotten mountain sortie makes you feel stupid, always remember that being a living hiker who feels stupid is infinitely preferable to being a dead hiker who feels nothing at all.
  12. Surviving a mountain hike despite your numerous stupidities is perhaps permission from the Almighty to let you continue with your inept adventures.

rice fields

(Rice Field After Jump-Off )

near the babmboo grove

(Bamboo Grove)


(Drowning in Talahib!)

more talahib!


again more talahib!

(More Talahib!)


(Somewhere in Mt. Batolusong)

view from mapatag plateau

(View from Mapatag Plateau)

view from mapatag plateau (2)

(View from Mapatag Plateau)

view from mapatag plateau (with abandoned shelter)

(View from Mapatag Plateau)

manong guide admiring the view

(View from Mapatag Plateau)

mapatag plateau selfie!

(Mapatag Plateau Selfie!)


Climbing Mt. Tagapo


(Mt. Tagapo)

Talim Island is a topsy-turvy place where a chain-smoking guide and his 10-year-old daughter can effortlessly scale a mountain (Mt. Tagapo), whereas a fit 39-year old male can hardly keep up with this pair, much less climb the mountain without his heart pounding furiously in his chest.

Midway in my climb towards the summit of the mountain, I told myself, damn it I’m going to quit exercising and start smoking. Cigarettes seem to work for my guide; maybe it would work for a newbie mountaineer like me. I brushed the thought aside – the heat was probably addling my brain. I tried to regain equanimity by drinking Gatorade; with my thirst quenched, I continued to trail my guide and his daughter.

* * *

It is hard to believe that Talim is part of nearby Rizal. The place seems like an island in a remote province: scenic, lacking in amenities, devoid of restaurants and fast food joints. To go to Talim Island, one has to ride a pump boat from the Binangonan Port  and cross Laguna de Bay.  The one hour ride across the glittering waters provides a picturesque view of the island and countless fishing pens.


(Binangonan Port)

Pump Boats

(Pump Boats)



View from Pump Boat

(View from Pump Boat)

* * *

I disembarked at Barangay Janosa and proceeded to the Barangay Hall. Inside, a Tanod named Arthur greeted me. I asked him where I could get a person to guide me to the summit of Mt. Tagapo. He said he could be my guide.


(Barangay Janosa)

Barangay Hall

(Barangay Hall)


(Inside the Barangay Hall)

We went to his residence so that I can use the outhouse while he prepared his food and water supply. Before we left, he introduced me to her 10-year old daughter who would be joining the climb: “Anak ko. Gusto kasing sumama. Pang-apat na beses na niya aakyat.”

And so we three went behind the Parish Church near the Barangay Hall, and proceeded to follow the path leading to Mt. Tagapo.


(Guide and His Daughter)

The path was surrounded by bamboos. The guide pointed to the plants and declared, “Ito ang kabuhayan ng mga tao dito.”  We then met a villager who was pulling a bundle of bamboo poles. He glanced at the girl, and then reprimanded Arthur:  “Kabata-bata sinama mo.” When the villager was out of earshot, Arthur had a conversation with his daughter.

“O kung malaki ka na, ikaw na ang mag-gu-guide.”


“Paano kung hindi ko na kaya? Sino mag-gu-guide.”


And so ended the career discussion between father and daughter.


(Bamboo Grove)

* * *

I had to ask Arthur to stop numerous times as the heat was making me winded. He would take  respite as an opportunity to smoke and to chat with his daughter.

During one of our stops, we were harassed by a cow. I was shocked: in Talim Island, even an emaciated bovine can climb a mountain! Arthur said that the cow was probably thirsty and looking for water; he shooed it and we continued along the trail.


(The Mountain Climbing Cow)

* * *

From bamboos to trees. Steeper and steeper paths. The scorching sun a constant presence.


(Mountain Path)

We reached the summit in two hours. Arthur, perhaps doubtful of my physical capability, decided to stop first near a shade of trees before trying out the assault. The top of Mt. Tagapo was almost bare, and anyone who stood there for a long time would probably be broiled to death.

After 15 minutes, the guide asked me, “Ready ka na?”


* * *

Assault to the top. The girl zooming to the summit, Arthur walking steadily, me slithering like a rapidly expiring snail.


(The Summit)


(The Path to the Top)

The summit afforded a grand view of Laguna de Bay, and the surrounding mountains and cities. However the punishing heat made me oblivious to the scenery; had I stayed for more than 10 minutes, my brain would have had evaporated.


(On The Treeless Summit)


(View from Summit)

* * *

Save for a nasty fall that almost broke my right hand, hiking from the summit to Barangay Janosa was fairly uneventful.


Boat Ride cost P30. Schduled trips in the morning from Binangonan to Talim Island is 6:30 and 8:30.

Registration fee is P20, while Guide Fee is P300.